| WHY
MEN ARE HAPPIER THAN WOMEN
Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from
such simple creatures?
• Your last name stays put.
• The garage is all yours.
• Wedding plans take care of themselves.
• Chocolate is just another snack.
• You can be President.
• You can never be pregnant.
• You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
• You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
• Car mechanics tell you the truth.
• The world is your urinal.
• You never have to drive to another gas station
restroom because this one is just too icky.
• You don't have to stop and think of which way
to turn a nut on a bolt.
• Same work, more pay.
• Wrinkles add character.
• Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$200.
• People never stare at your chest when you're
talking to them.
• The occasional well-rendered belch is practically
expected.
• New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your
feet.
• One mood all the time.
• Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
• You know stuff about armored tanks.
• A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
• You can open all your own jars.
• You get extra credit for the slightest act of
thoughtfulness.
• If someone forgets to invite you, he or she
can still be your friend.
• Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
• Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
• You almost never have strap problems in public.
• You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
• Everything on your face stays its original color.
• The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
• You only have to shave your face and neck.
• You can play with toys all your life.
• Your belly usually hides your big hips.
• One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for
all seasons.
• You can wear shorts no matter how your legs
look.
• You can "do" your nails with a pocket
knife.
• You have freedom of choice concerning growing
a mustache.
• You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives
on December 24 in 25 minutes.
ANY QUESTIONS? No wonder men are happier.
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