2. You have to believe that, businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.

3. You have to believe that, guns in the hands of law-abiding citizens are more of a threat than
U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese and North Korean communists.

4. You have to believe that, there was no art before federal funding.

5. You have to believe that, global temperatures are less affected by cyclical changes
in the earth's climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV's.

6. You have to believe that, gender roles are artificial, but being homosexual is natural.

7. You have to believe that, the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.

8. You have to believe that, the same teacher who can't teach 4th-graders how to read, is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.

9. You have to believe that Kwanzaa is a holiday which originated B.C. in Africa and is somehow more significant that CHRIST mas.

10. You have to believe that, self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.

11. You have to believe that, Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money to make "The Passion Of The Christ" for financial gain only.

12. You have to believe, the NRA is bad, because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good, because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.

13. You have to believe that, taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.

14. You have to believe that, Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history, than Thomas Jefferson, Gen. Robert E. Lee and Thomas Edison.

15. You have to believe that, standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.

16. You have to believe that women should have to call the police when they're in danger instead of being armed and protecting themselves and their families.

17. You have to believe that thousands of kids "accidentally shot themselves" every year because gun owners are irresponsible.

18.You have to believe that if all firearms were confiscated by the government that A-there would be no crime and we'd all live peacefully, and B-that criminals would turn over a new leaf and suddenly start abiding by the law and turn in their unregistered firearms

19. You have to believe that, homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites and bestiality should be constitutionally protected and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.

20. You have to believe that, this message is a part of a vast, right wing conspiracy.