Top Ten Reasons to have a Gun instead of a Woman
#10.) You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9.) You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8.) If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let
you try it out a few times.
#7.) Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
#6.) Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.